Wisdom of Life - Quotable Quotes

• According to the latest figures, 43 percent of all statistics are utterly worthless.
• Don't steal. The government hates the competition.
• If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.
• Tell the truth and run.
• Smile! It makes them wonder what you're up to.
• Generally, generalizations are wrong.
• Whatever you are, be a good one.
• You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.
• You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
• We are the people our parents warned us about.
• Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.
• If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?
• When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear.
• Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.
• In the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.
• We don't live in the world of reality, we live in the world of how we percieve reality.
• If God had intended Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire.
• A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.
• Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.
• Education is important. School, however, is another matter.
• Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months.
• Cynics are made, not born.
• Maybe this world is another planet's hell.

- Gabby